There are some things in life you should never have to witness.
- Your parents getting it on, for example (This happened to a friend of mine. He’d like to forget, but he can’t. Mostly because we won’t let him)
- Hairy plumber butt crack.
- Girls who mistake opaque stockings for pants. Or jeggings, for that matter.
Also on this list: Me, when using knives. It’s kind of like watching a train wreck. Painful to watch, but you can’t look away, because someone might lose a limb (being me). I maintain it’s half the reason my mum wouldn’t let me in her kitchen, it was just faster to cook herself, then the drive to the hospital for stitches.
Which is why I hate cooking things that require me to cook things that are cumbersome. Things like pumpkin, for example. But, no, I really wanted this particular dish for dinner, so, here I am, cutting up a pumpkin.
It wasn’t until after I’d managed to get the damn thing peeled (and narrowly avoided cutting myself no less than 3 times) that my housemate wandered into the kitchen and asked why I didn’t just cut it up into little pieces, and then peel it?
I can’t be trusted in book stores.
All those books, with their rich, dusty smells of paper, the cracking of spines and rustles of pages… Bookstores call me with their siren song.
I picked up Maha by Shane Delia, and it was love at first sight. The first recipe was an amazing dessert which I hope one of you will let me make for you soon, because I’m dying to test it out, and the second, is this one.
I loved it for several reasons. It’s one of those really easy dinners, with not a lot of effort (once you get past me and the awkward pumpkin), it’s vegetarian – the original recipe doesn’t call for chicken – and it’s easily adaptable. Add more veggies. Throw in beef. Whatever.
On top of all that, it uses one of my favourite ingredients, Israeli couscous.
I use it in place of rice or regular couscous in cooking, in salads, everything. It’s becoming easier to find, but I get it from The Re Store, Kakulas Brothers or specialty stores. Totally worth it.
Israeli Couscous with Spiced Pumpkin & Tomato
Adapted from: Maha by Shane Delia
100g Israeli couscous
100ml vegetable oil
Toum (see note)
small pinch of saffron threads (If you don’t have them, don’t worry)
1 tsp sweet paprika
1 tsp ground coriander
1 tsp ground cumin
150g peeled Jap pumpkin, cut into 1cm pieces
4 skinless chicken thighs
400g tin chopped tomatoes
150ml chicken stock
coriander & mint leaves, to garnish
Cook couscous in boiling water for 8 minutes, then drain and set aside.
Heat oil in a heavy based saucepan over medium heat, add the onion, toum paste & saffron threads, cook for 5 minutes or until onion softens. Add spices and cook for a few minutes, stirring constantly.
Stir in couscous and cook for a further 2 minutes to soak up most of the liquid.
Finish with a sprinkling of herbs and serve immediately.
Note: Toum is a paste made from 10 garlic cloves, 1 tsp salt & 1 1/2 tbsp olive oil and smooshed until creamy in a mortar and pestle. That was more than I’d use in a lifetime, so I just used 4 cloves of garlic, a pinch of salt and maybe a teaspoon of oil, and squished it until it was close enough to a paste/I got distracted. Perfect.
Normally when recipes say to garnish with herbs, I normally write it off because you generally only need a little bit, and you end up with all these herbs in the bottom of the fridge that you never get around to using. That annoys me. However, I discovered mint in the garden today, so I figured, may as well. I absolutely, without question, insist that you include the mint. It’s brilliant.
By the way, this is brilliant the as leftovers. The best thing about cooking with spices like this, is that they develop over time, meaning it’s actually better the next day.
Very pleased with my efforts for the evening, I hit the showers. And proceeded to promptly cut open the side of my thumb opening a shampoo bottle. Go figure.